time machine

a car which is older, or anything vehicular that would be otherwise called a classic;

Victor: Hey Brian nice car, what is that?
Brian: Oh that's my Cadillac
Victor: Oh, nice time machine

by Vbomb September 25, 2010

The War Machine

The last true ECW Champion from when the letters ECW meant something "extreme"; AKA Rhino, wrestling in TNA now. This is NOT some phony who can't even cut a promo, let alone do a basic move, who has been appointed by Vinny Mac to carry a replica of the old ECW belt in the doldrums of the WWE undercard that bears the letters ECW.

The War Machine should be getting a better push in TNA right now.

by spider420 July 2, 2007

Slut Machine

SLUT MACHINE = a slut or a whore who can take an oral, vaginal, or anal pounding for hours and hours not needing a break.

s/he took that dick like a champ for hours; s/he's a real slut machine.

by slut machine video .com February 27, 2009

Fart Machine

A person farting really fat monster farts all the time.

Wow, he's a fucking fart machine!

by Nice Guy Eddie April 23, 2004

Hugging Machine

Hugging Machine is this one chick that roasts weeenies and gives the biggest hugs ever.

Dude 1: Dude i was walking in the hallway right and out of nowhere this Chick jumped on me and hugged me.
Dude 2: Woah dude. Sounds like you got attacked by the Hugging Machine.

by FunYunZ January 15, 2008

mystery machine

to hotbox one's vehicle, such as scooby and shaggy did in the show "Scooby Doo". Doo being short for doobies of course and the fact that whenever they leave the mystery machine, smoke seems to emit from it. scooby snacks of course referring to the munchies, along with the two feet tall sandwiches they always ate.

"Pat what is up bro?"

"I just mystery machined it before i got here, so im feelin pretty satisfactory."

by scooby snacks. January 6, 2008

The Washing Machine

When the performing of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and you hit the girl so hard the she has seziures and shakes like a washing machine with you still attached.

Man this girl and i were having sex and i donkey punched her so hard she gave me the washing machine.

by Hsimpsons13 April 22, 2006