the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)
That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.
by That white kid tho December 04, 2013
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Fat Seal

Fat Seal Is God
by Epix_beanz February 22, 2022
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Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.
Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"
by frenchman69 January 06, 2014
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seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.
Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.
by Use this on any fuck head. December 16, 2016
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Seal Mask

The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.
:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD
by ddmy November 06, 2016
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breaking the seal

When a woman has unprotected sex with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her vaginal cavity. This wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by passing urine or douching.
Baby Carlos: Damn! that girl was "breaking the seal" all over everyone last night.

Adult Carlos: Grossss! i know. I heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.
by baby carlos March 09, 2010
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Seal-the-deal

The only way to get ride of the current dictator is to seal-the-deal.
by Auggie Gingers May 05, 2011
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