Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard

Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops

by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022

《¤》I 《¤》Stretch《¤》My《¤》Fraud《¤》As《¤》Far《¤》As《¤》The《¤》Eyesu《¤》Could《¤》See《¤》

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《¤》I 《¤》Stretch《¤》My《¤》Fraud《¤》As《¤》Far《¤》As《¤》The《¤》Eyesu《¤》Could《¤》See《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020

Stretch Nuts

Shaggy 2 dope's alias. Stretchy nuts

All Hail Stretch Nuts!

by KasIsAss April 16, 2024

dry stretch

the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.

After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.

by NoPantsCass May 14, 2011