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Macaroni and Squeeze

A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.
Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"

Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.
by Dick and Cheese June 5, 2011
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main squeeze

your best friend or "bro". usually used between guys
person1: who's your best friend?
person2: Jon.... He's my MAIN SQUEEZE.
by d.so February 28, 2011
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Main Squeeze

A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.
Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!
by MAIN SQUEEZE TITS! April 8, 2009
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lemon squeeze

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze
by Jeha May 15, 2015
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squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.
"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."
by ckm June 18, 2006
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squeeze box

Double stuffing a girl with a vibrator and dick at the same time
She's a tight fit when she's down with a squeeze box
by Dick16 October 9, 2017
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Dick Squeeze

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
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