Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.
This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel
by Revs May 14, 2021
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Young pilot

It means a young man fall in love with an older woman. Old woman is often referred to "old lady plane". Therefore, to "control" the "old lady plane", the "young pilot" must be in charge of it. We can abbreviate the meaning by saying someone wants to drive an old lady.
Although she looks old, I want to drive her because her body is so perfect.

Do not become a young pilot, she looks ugly.
by Huy BD November 01, 2021
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box pilot

A box pilot is defined as an individual who possesses significant vaginal prowess. A true box pilot never losses his way and is able to navigate and pleasure said vagina with ease.
I showed her how a true box pilot likes to get down...
by TheRealJR December 04, 2013
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Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
by Space Mom April 17, 2017
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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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Whiskey Pilot

When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.
I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot
by 20Jawless July 12, 2021
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The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.
Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises
by cockran April 05, 2019
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