FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 05, 2022

wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 02, 2021

The love of my life

ritu

you're the love of my life

by noharam69 June 11, 2022

Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.

Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"

by MillieLycan March 21, 2018

long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

by shreddietodie October 07, 2017

The meaning of my life

If I had to choose.... It would beeeeee..... TO KILL GOD!

Hym "What is the meaning of my life? Says the Jordan Peterson plant... To kill God. That is all. But I'll take care of that when I'm dead. For now, I'll do what I'm doing now. Which is demonstrating to a charlatan that his life has no meaning. But only because it's funny."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024