Creeper 'stache

Pronounced Creeper Stash. It is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. It can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
Not all men with mustaches are creeps. However, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.

Winnie: "I knew it from the start. I saw his Creeper 'stache, and I turned tail and ran."
Carla: "It's just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. Who in their right mind would want one?"

by RedFlagRedFlagRedFlag May 7, 2010

creeper

some one who slowly passes by in a creepy maner

while i was smoking a blunt i saw a creeper role by

by ckennedy August 2, 2008

shoulder creeper

The obnoxious sort of person that peeps over your shoulder when you are working on a paper or sitting at the computer.

"God, I can't stand my co-worker, Lethareau... He is SUCH a shoulder creeper."

"I walked past Bob when he was on the internet, and I totally shoulder creeped to see if he was looking at porn... again!"

by aquinashaniqua February 26, 2009

partition creeper

a person who continuously peers or creeps around the partition that separates work cubicles to see what his or her coworker is doing.

That Dan guy is a real partition creeper.

by kegs2004 August 25, 2011

creeper anxiety

The anxiety one feels when you realize that you have creeped on everyone around you but they do not even know you exist.

I was sitting in the dining hall on campus when a group sat behind me. I realized I knew all of them including personal details because of my creepin the book and got creeper anxiety when I started to freak out about what a Creeper Mcgee I am. A creeper add may precede.

by creepinsloth December 8, 2010

photo creeper

Akin to a creeper, but caught on film! A photo creeper is a completely random person in the background (or foreground, if you're really lucky) that ruins a picture--or enhances is, depending on your viewpoint.

See photocreepers.blogspot.com.

"OMFGZ! Like, this would be such a good picture of me and my girlies if there wasn't some random drunk bro in the background, like, creeping on us! What a photo creeper! ROFL!"

by PhotoCreeper May 13, 2009

Jesus Creepers

Sandals, often Birkenstocks.

Ben is feeling really rather swish in his sandals, his feet are free to enjoy the Summer air whilst still being protected AND they allow him to wear 3/4 shorts without looking quite the fool.

Or so he thinks...

Friends: 'GAHAHA! WHAT'S WITH THE JESUS CREEPERS, MAN?!'

Chris is embarrassed.

by The Pinch July 16, 2006