You

are M-MY human.

Mammon: "Hey, Hey, Hey!"
You: "Hm?"
Mammon: "You are M-MY human!"

by Mammon-Sama May 20, 2022

You

You are cool unless you bully

You are a human

by Little_Liv December 7, 2019

you

The fastest sperm in your dad's balls.

out millions of other sperm, you were the fastest.

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

you

The one Uncle Sam wants.

"I want YOU to join the army!"

Uncle Sam

by LoveTheSky April 12, 2015

You

Are amazing, beautiful and funny

You are amazing

by I don't even know why February 15, 2020

You

You. It means a piece of shit. It refers to the person reading this.

What they say: “oh hi it’s you!”

What they mean: “oh hi it’s the piece of shit.”

by Lily075 August 27, 2020

You

A bitch

You a bitch

by Gansta_B_awesome May 26, 2019