midnight moisturizer

you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Sean A. Collins December 27, 2007

Midnight Buck

In Swagnation (Where swaggernauts live) there is a non proven myth that at midnight central time upon performing a search you are more likely to earn Swag Bucks.

swagbucks.com/refer/mrsknapp

I just scored a 10 spot as my midnight buck for searching Urban Dictionary.

by mrsknapp March 2, 2010

Midnight Snack

The variety of "Snack" that you only see late night. Also known as a mistress or fuck buddy.

Jordan: Tiffany we can't tell my wife about this because you're my Midnight Snack.

by Schiff McGee June 6, 2018

Midnight Munchies

When you get hungry randomly at midnight.

Mom: "What are you doing up so late eating?"
Me: "I got the midnight munchies."

by Jiggly Fat People May 12, 2016

midnight jokerz

Its A Street Racing Team Established In North Carolina Founders is DevilXlll,Demon,Phantom So If You Hear The Name Mentioned From Coast To Coast You Know Who It Is.The Midnight jokerz Are Taken Street Racing To The Final Level..Weather Itz Racing Or Showin..U Never Know When Or Where You Will See Them..So Rivalz Watch Your Back At All Timez Cuz U Never Know When Or Where You Might Be Challenged For Everythin You Own..Witout Victory At The End Youll Be Bettin Ur Soul Wit Them..

Look Iz The Legendary Midnight Jokerz! Coming From The Pitch Black Rays Of Midnight Here To Race Anyone For Anything..Dis Iz The Best Night Of My Life!..Wow..! Letz Do Diz Jokerz Style

by DevilXlll July 30, 2008

midnight blaze

smoking pot at midnight, or after midnight. usually to help sleep.

nigga 1: "man, i can't get to fuckin' sleep!"
nigga 2: "just midnight blaze, sonnnn."

by asdfghjkl98989 June 13, 2009

Midnightmare

A nightmare that you wake up from at Midnight.

If you've ever had a Midnightmare, you know how creepy it is.

by InjectedWithAPoision July 12, 2009