Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

Metrosexual

Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.

Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!

by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020

Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.

George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Metrosexual

A male who is homo, but no homo.

"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"

by microHARD12 December 10, 2019

Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps

“I’m a metrosexual”

“What’s that?”

“I’m straight, but with more steps”

by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021

Metrosexual

A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.

The metrosexual guy with unnaturally white teeth refused to pay for her coffee.

by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019