"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
by microHARD12 December 10, 2019
Get the Metrosexualmug. A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.
by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019
Get the Metrosexualmug. The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025
Get the metrosexualmug. by Nt789 August 22, 2021
Get the Metrosexualmug. An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.
Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.
by jeckste September 7, 2019
Get the metrosexualmug. To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.
by P_MaC May 17, 2014
Get the Metrosexualizemug.