by Nt789 August 22, 2021
Get the Metrosexualmug. The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025
Get the metrosexualmug. Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.
Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!
by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020
Get the Metrosexualmug. George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Metrosexualmug. "Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
by microHARD12 December 10, 2019
Get the Metrosexualmug. A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.
by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019
Get the Metrosexualmug.