ethel merman

A loud, foul-mouthed beast that resembles a butterball turkey covered in cornsilk. Its hobbies include frigging, drinking, and drunken frigging.

You Know Who must be here, Ethel Merman is feverishly frigging herself again.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

Marmalade

When someone is not just jealous (jelly) they are seething with jealousy from every pore of their body.

"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."

"Don't be so marmalade."

by Andrew Mullen April 1, 2012

Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

by Nitz Rockstarr January 4, 2009

Bite The Mermaid

Male to Female Felatio Underwater.

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"

by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008

Irish Mermaid

When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.

"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"

by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009

lady marmalade

A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...

I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!

by jsh123949 January 30, 2008

mermaid

A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.

Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.

by Farmz October 19, 2007