mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

Eating your mayonnaise

Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."

Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"

by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023

Mayonnaise Stream

A stream in which the streamer is sliding around on the floor covered in mayo.

When is the mayonnaise stream?

by EpicHunter October 4, 2023

Mayonnaise

IT’S JUST BURGER SAUCE

girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good

boy: woah woah woah woah

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023

Mayonnaise

The liquid that drips out of Landoggers ass from her Hungarian Flag Butt Plug when going down an escalator

Dude 1: hey is that MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR?
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting

by PCgary August 11, 2023

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.

Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.

by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024