Stoney Bologna: Yo BC, wanna hit the joint tonight?
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
Get the Stinkhole de Mayomug. by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019
Get the marty mayo lickmug. Antonym for ano de mayo. "Obo de mayo" is a term used to describe one who is very (de mayo) obese (obo).
After eating an entire seven layer chocolate cake, one girl giggled, "Omigod we are so obo de mayo."
by thehottone June 20, 2005
Get the obo de mayomug. The Eleventh of May. A day of celebration for teenagers of English, Dutch, or Swedish, decent across the U.S. but primarily in Southern California.
Nathanael: "Don't forget about May 11th."
Wesley: "I couldn't possibly, you've only told me like a hundred times."
Nathanael: "Haha."
Wesley: "Don't worry about it, dude. It is Once De Mayo after all. We're totally gonna party."
Wesley: "I couldn't possibly, you've only told me like a hundred times."
Nathanael: "Haha."
Wesley: "Don't worry about it, dude. It is Once De Mayo after all. We're totally gonna party."
by George Weasley May 19, 2007
Get the Once De Mayomug. 
by Daddy661 June 4, 2018
Get the nothing wrong with mayo and ketchupmug. A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration.
Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
by Not Mat October 20, 2012
Get the Cinco de Mayo Evemug.