Mushroom Princess 

Someone living in blissful ignorance -- in the dark and feeding off someone's crap.

Sally's been a mushroom princess, gobbling up Andrew's lies and living in ignorant bliss.

Mushroom Princess by Puffet December 12, 2010

mushroom stain 

The wet mark or marks left behind after you club your partner or partners with your dork just after pulling it out of them.

I busted my nut in the Ho and then left mushroom stains all over her face and forehead.

mushroom stain by wild willie November 8, 2007

Mushroom Picker 

A person, typically female, who is either highly-accepting or a fan of males with exceedingly small (e.g. with the appearance of a mushroom) genitals.

My pal Forest is poorly endowed, so we got to find him a serious mushroom picker to take care of him.

Mushroom Picker by spinelesss October 2, 2021

Mushroom tip 

The end of a penis (Also known as: Bell end and THE TIP and many m,ore)

My mushroom tip is all cummy i need to wipe it up.

Mushroom tip by YankleSpankleKing May 18, 2015

mushroom bruise 

See mushroom tattoo

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"

mushroom bruise by Stinko Man February 4, 2003

mushroom head 

Referring to one who likes to whack it (spank the monkey, beat the meat, choke the chicken,...Jack off) by only using the ends of his fingers and rubbing on the the actual head from a vertical position...

Only one name comes to mind when i say mushroom head... Josh


... you sick bastard

mushroom head by BetterthanEzra January 15, 2004

mushroom ear 

when someone takes the tip of there penis and sticks it in someones ear.

dood i saw brian giving a mushroom ear to chris and he enjoyed it.

mushroom ear by zac, mark September 16, 2006