Minnesota brain freeze

When you get a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

Minnesota Chain Fall

A sex act whereas a male with two dildos is in 69 position with a female and alternating the penetration of the dildos between the vagina and the anus as if pulling the operating chain on a chain fall

My wife handed my dad two giant rubber cocks and said, "give me the ole Minnesota chain fall, daddy!"

by DaddyC218 May 20, 2021

Minnesota Steam Roller

Much like it’s cousin, the Cleveland Steamer, the Minnesota Steam Roller is a sexual act involving two males, where one male defecates on the others chest, then rolls his wiener up and down the turd pile, shoveling and smashing the feces like a Steam roller.

Hey Randy, you are a douche bag, I think we should nickname you The Minnesota Steam Roller.

by The Minnesota Steam Roller August 23, 2022

minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

by stanlenr January 15, 2021

Im from Minnesota

When other people ask why your wearing shorts in 62° weather

Someone who isnt affected by the cold

Bro, why are you wearing shorts in December 😐

Im from Minnesota 🤷 ♂️

by MightyManT May 27, 2020

1998 Minnesota Vikings

Quite possibly the biggest disappointment in the modern era of professional sports. The team practically steamrolled the rest of the league finishing the regular season 15-1. Then in the NFC championship game their kicker who hadn't missed a field goal or extra point ALL FREAKING SEASON LONG missed a chip shot that would have put the game out of reach. Instead the Atlanta Falcons marched down the field hit a field goal of their own and headed their way to the Super Bowl where they proceeded to get anally raped by John Elway and the Denver Broncos. If it had been Minnesota, they'd have put up way more of a fight. Instead we've been left to ponder for the last 24 years on what could have and should have been.

Most people would say the 2007 New England Patriots were the biggest disappointment but at least they were good enough to actually reach the Super Bowl. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings will go down in the history books but not for the right reasons.

by a frustrated sports fan March 3, 2022