menstrual milkshake

the menstrating female sexual partner is cuffed to an overhead pipe in the basement. the male ducktapes a beer funnel in between her legs. the females period blood then travels down the funnel and into the males mouth.

that was quite the tasty menstrual milkshake

by connor douche pennington December 6, 2010

Anal milkshake

Watery and often violent diarrhea. The sound of excreting said milkshakes in public restrooms can often be mistaken by other patrons as that of someone vigourously mixing actual milkshakes (Unless it is accompanied by screams or loud groans of agony).

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, but, if you like, I could make you an anal milkshake.

by Kool-Moe-Dee January 20, 2011

shit milkshake

The act of shitting in a cup and mixing it in a blender with vanilla ice cream and making your girlfriend drink it while you fuck her in the mouth.

Jenny's favorite dessert was David's shit milkshake.

by juan patamule November 11, 2008

Alabama Milkshake

When a group of men shit on you continuously and then they proceed to cum on you

Me and Johnny joined in an alabama milkshake

by Fuckboi218 December 10, 2015

Scottish Milkshake

The act of mixing semen, coffee, and whiskey together and then chugging it with your butthole.

Old Pete got so wasted last night, the bloody fool recieved a scottish milkshake.

Oh Bloody hell! Not a scottish milkshake!

by skeetskeetboomboom April 30, 2009

milkshake slappin

when u up in the club or in the mall and someone slaps a milkshake outta yo hand...

"Aww snap son, I paid $3.50 for that why is that fool milkshake slappin'??!!!"

"Just cupcakin' and milkshake slappin' all day every day"

by Bay Ambassador September 24, 2006

Strawberry Milkshake

What happens when a women has her period and a yeast infection at the same time.

Because of this strawberry milkshake no one will go down on me.

by CodyBlues August 7, 2008