Elevator Mechanic

Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.

"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."

by Random1Alex December 8, 2022

portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

Mechanical Pride

Taking pride in doing something extraordinary with a tool or machine that isn't the best choice, only because of the fact that it's your tool/machine.

"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to head out on the trails with!" "I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're going out in my stock 94 Geo Tracker..."

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.

“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”

by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.

Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.

by Giant Deb January 17, 2024