by BeardedMike February 02, 2021
If you EVER have the pleasure to meet a Kelsey never mess that up. She is the most beautiful, kind, funny, and welcoming person you will ever meet. Ever. She loves music and likes going to movies.
Guy 1: Dude I found this girl and I love her so much
Guy 2: You must have found a Kelsey. Don’t fuck it up bro.
Guy 2: You must have found a Kelsey. Don’t fuck it up bro.
by Lilboytrey December 01, 2019
A smart well rounded girl, typically with hazel eyes. Often drinking and being drunk. Has an internet addiction and is often very skinny. Hypochondriac, and drama queen.
by Stacey Cockwarmer November 13, 2021
A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
by Hamburger harold November 09, 2021
Kelsey is a very beautiful and unique girl. She loves you for you, not for anything you have or can provide. She’ll stick with through everything even if she’s mad at you. And most importantly, she’s mine.
by Jujhhhhgfhytg July 17, 2022