My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

Bleeding Clamb

When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.

You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!

by Fugin nice April 7, 2024

Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.

When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed

by MemoliLover February 1, 2019

bleed

accidentally showing someone your cards in uno

ryan reynolds: draws 4 cards

me: ryan you're bleeding hard man i can see your wilds

ryan: man were you fucking looking

me: ofc im at uno and its going the wrong way

by §wimming January 3, 2022

Bleed Golden

An expression that means you’re from the Golden Isles, Georgia. Usually as a way of saying you’re proud of that.

Do I eat at Twin Peaks Barbecue? Of course, I Bleed Golden.

by Weenieswilliewagon May 24, 2023

fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023