Heaven's Rejection

This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?

Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.

by 0Roach0 September 23, 2019

Heaven says

A song where some dude is getting tormented and they are fucking stupid and get everything wrong when they were told to spell "answer" and other easy words to spell

Have you heard about heaven says?
Yeah, NOW SPELL ANSWER

by Fucking alut August 1, 2023

Up in the heavens

to be high

I was up in the heavens all day.

by justino May 7, 2012

heaven's fourway

A foursome with three girls and one guy

Did you hear about the cheerleaders having a heaven's fourway

by The dr22 January 22, 2017

what is heaven

heaven is a place were there is no school and you can play games for eternity and actually have friends and not get bullied and you can eat ice cream and candy and dessert forever and also were you are popular and everyone loves you (that last part was a joke but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY!!!)

random guy 1: what is heaven
random guy 2: idk im not dead

by closet man June 28, 2022

Turd heaven

sewers

Guess we got to go down and check turd heaven

by Ladyjanathon July 2, 2016

Stairway to Heaven

Legendary song written by the one and only Led Zeppelin.

Hey man whats your favourite song?

Oh, Stairway to Heaven man - I like the remastered version more

by Blondtiger33 September 27, 2019