Tom Holland

A FUCKING HOT GOD. Who plays the BEST Spider-Man out there. He's a complete and utter dork. But that is what his fans love about him. He could be in a relationship with Zendaya. But he's in a relationship with his cute dog Tessa. He absolutely LOVES Quaksons. He will dance to the song "Smooth Criminal" But he danced his ass off to "umbrella".

"Tom Holland is the GOD OF HOTNESS"
"If your not Tom Holland, then you can't date me!"

by Keah Bartlett January 16, 2019

tom holland

HE IS MINE. AND ONLY MINE. there are 7billion ppl on this earth and only one will marry tom holland, HaPpY HuNgEr GaMeS.

Tom Holland needs to propose to me RIGHT NOW

by i.hate_bitches November 15, 2020

Tom Holland

Just No.

I eh tom Holland.

by Scissor Animations on YouTube May 13, 2022

The voice of holland

where judges and band leaders fuck the people who do blind acts.

man 1: did you hear about the voice of holland?
man 2: yeah, they raped her ass!

by Fuck u that has the name mate January 20, 2022

Tom Holland

A type of person who always spoils something.

“No dont tell her abt the party it’s a suprise! Don’t pull a Tom Holland”

by Smartest person! November 23, 2021

holland harvard

girl who is obsessed with otters and blacks out often

holland harvard

by randall isiah November 23, 2013

Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.

Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020