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Jaw Hanger

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.
This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.
by Doggocool December 9, 2023
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HANGER

Someone that Can hang from a tree with a very good vertical posture
Oh shit That Hanger Is Awesome on that tree
by ClockDocker May 5, 2022
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hanger strike

When a person gets angry from being hungry attacks a nearby victim. Hanger strikes vary in frequency, remedies include pizza, chocolate, retraining orders.
-Damn what happened to your eye?

-My baby mamas on a hanger strike.
-Oh snap
by Kiss Kiss & Hero June 2, 2019
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Hanger

The name you give and friend named henry that is fat
Hanger is always hangry
by Big Andy on yt September 23, 2022
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Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.
Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
by EM6988 October 19, 2023
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padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
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Low hangers propelling

The act of rotating one's low-hanging ballsack like a boat propeller.
Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .
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