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goosing

like dogging.. but you do it in a boat!
"yeah let's go to the mediterrean on that 1st class goosing cruise ship."
by anon :] September 19, 2008
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GOOSENECK

an annoying little bastard that hounds you to put a definition in Urbandictionary .com
<GOOSENECK> do a GOOSEY
<GOOSENECK> GOOSENECK def
<GOOSENECK> go go now now
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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goesintight

The atheist version of "god bless you" when a sneeze occurs.
"AHHH CHOOO"
Everyone else: "god bless you".
The intelligent atheist: "goesintight".
by nogod February 28, 2008
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Lucy-Goosie

The term used to describe the intoxication brought on by the use of LSD and alcohol simultaneously.

The materials required to obtain the Lucy-Goosie intoxication are as follows:

1) 1-4 hits of potent acid. Adjust this as to the potency of the LSD in your area.
2) A bottle of your favourite alcohol, I personally rather like Fireball, Coconut Bacardi, and any sort of Gin.

The proper method of obtaining the Lucy-Goosie intoxication is as follows:

1) Obtain and injest your preferred number of acid hits (preferably potent). I like 2 personally.
2) Enjoy the high of the LSD for around 4-6 hours.
3) Once you start to come down, and the experience is at it's 'less-crazy' stage, start pouring shots of your favourite liquor.
4) Pour the necessary amount of shots needed for you to reach a drunken state.
5) Have fun, don't smoke too much (I always tend to oversmoke while on acid or drunk, so this combo is doubly bad).
Kid 1: What are you doing this weekend dude?
Kid 2: Getting lucy-goosie my friend.
Kid 3: Hell yeah kid 1, me and kid 2 are going to down 3 hits and a bottle of Fireball each.
Kid 1: Sounds like fun.. I wish I could join you.
Kid 2: No doubt you do, this is going to be fun as fuck.
by G. Roony December 12, 2008
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goosing

a documented rix like event
Oh yeah, that was rixed
by Prof. Tiddleywinks May 7, 2003
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Goosing

When one is getting a sly hand-job at their formal (prom) and doesn't have anywhere to cum, they grab the soup bowl from the table and "finish in the dish".
"Oh man, i just ended up goosing everywhere in that bowl, that soup ended up SOOOOOOO salty!"
by Danny Zuko March 8, 2017
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GOONING

Is an adverb used to described a substandard performance while engaging in the sport of soccer.
That team is really playing terrible, they are "gooning" it.
by Dolomite85 September 13, 2015
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