Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.

by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021

Frosted Geisha

(verb) the act of ejaculating on an Asian woman's face and then proceeding to spread semen on face.

I gave my math tutor a Frosted Geisha last night.

by senpai1988 April 5, 2019

blue frosting

Behavior that is sweet and sugary - but completely fake.

I thought she was nice - but it was totally blue frosting.

by Ratch March 22, 2008

Frosted sunrise

Frosted sunrise (noun) - the act of partner ejaculating on or around your face while you are asleep, followed by smearing upon awakening. For best effect, perform on winter solstice.

Example: wow, Keith gave Catherine quite the frosted sunrise for her birthday this morning. It was a mess.

by Eltoro3303 May 25, 2018

jack frost

a good marijuana strain

that is some good jack frost

by weed toker July 9, 2006

weasel frosting

The act of bleaching the tips of one's pubic hairs to appear "frosted".

Queen: Girl, you wanna go to da movies tonight?
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!

by Velvet Dress March 7, 2011

Frosting a Deuce

The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.

I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.

by pjob July 7, 2009