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ROAD FLIRTS

The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.
As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.
by Road god August 15, 2011
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Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
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flirting

"Omg brad was totally flirting with you on the Empire State last night."
by joshaisthegoat May 29, 2023
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flirting

Oi mate you flirting or chattin shit right now?
by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023
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Oi mate ye flirting er chattin shit?
by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023
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Flirt Squirt

"omg i just flirt squirted"

"he lifted up his shirt and i flirt squirted"
by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023
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