When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.
by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021
Get the Jack Frostmug. by Ratch March 22, 2008
Get the blue frostingmug. Frosted sunrise (noun) - the act of partner ejaculating on or around your face while you are asleep, followed by smearing upon awakening. For best effect, perform on winter solstice.
Example: wow, Keith gave Catherine quite the frosted sunrise for her birthday this morning. It was a mess.
by Eltoro3303 May 25, 2018
Get the Frosted sunrisemug. 
Queen: Girl, you wanna go to da movies tonight?
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!
by Velvet Dress March 7, 2011
Get the weasel frostingmug. The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.
I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.
by pjob July 7, 2009
Get the Frosting a Deucemug. When you ejaculate inside of a condom, snip a hole in the reservoir tip and make designs on the cheek of your partner.
by The Big Mike February 10, 2007
Get the Pipe Frostingmug.