coconut monkey

A derogatory term for any Samoan, Pacific Islander, or any native of Oceania. They are dark skinned(monkey)/they live on islands(coconut)

"I swear you hawaiians are shiftless, why dont you get a job you goddamn coconut monkeys!"

by Cornelius Windsor January 6, 2005

Coconut oil

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“

by Rad gorl September 14, 2018

Coconut creampie

When Donkey Kong fills your vagina with semen and coconut water and lets it run out

it comes from the meme Expand dong

Im sore after that Coconut creampie

by Mathiens May 3, 2017

Coconut Water

Coconut Water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. It is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. After a week the next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the ejaculation is used as an aphrodisiac. Each Participant takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.

"Billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight."

"Hey baby, Wanna come back to my place? I've got some '47 Coconut water"

by Dr.Neko August 26, 2012

Coconut head

Pertaining to someone who cleanses their cranium with shampoo with the horrible aroma of coconuts.

My sister, Alex, is a freakin' coconut head.

by Kit D. Kat February 2, 2007

Coconut Head

The result of a haircut in Great Clips. It usually ends up looking like a complete bowl cut which resembles a coconut.

Conner Schrader always has a coconut head by the time he exits Great Clips.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth5 July 19, 2011

Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017