The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
by Skisonice September 30, 2022

Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.
Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."
by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017

by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008

Cyber-Cock-Blocking or ‘Organized’ / ‘Gang/Group/Community -Cock-Blocking’ is a set of thoughts, observations or systematic patterns that surface to the attention of ‘cock-blocked’ targets and/or victims who experience gangs, groups with military-like efforts & tactics that are designed to make an individual have no contact with the opposing sex. Meaning no conversations or anything between a guy-girl (most cases) or girl-guy scenario.. Nothing. The victim, their identity, appearance, location & bio is dispatched to collective teams that grow larger & larger nationally, connected & communicate via social media internet app services allowing them to covertly harass invade & illegally strip a persons rights to freedom away from them.. Using manipulative cowards in a group to gang stalk watch follow threaten take away any human interaction MAINLY the sexual dating flirty type relationships & friendships in a persons life. Relentless, sadistic & demonic force to forever stop a single male or female from having ZERO sex/sexual acquaintances for the rest of their lives..
Yo have you heard what Alex has been saying about his hacked email accounts/social media profiles ? He said he’s a victim of cyber-cock-blocking & is being targeted by groups & gangs of people throughout the “dark web” in order to have a group cock-block him from chicks he wants to talk/chill with.
by llamalldon August 6, 2023

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017

by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020
