Hobosexual

An individual still sexually attractive to others in spite of having no visible means of support.

Man, he gets all the ladies even though he has no job and no car. How does that hobosexual pull it off?

by Xop August 17, 2025

Hobosexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homeless people only.

“Nah trust me bro. She’s not into you. She’s a hobosexual fr fr.”

by Dogs In A Bathtub November 19, 2025

Hobosexuality

One who engages in hobosexual activities that allow them a place to stay and/or messes with someone's feelings because they only need to have that PLACE anything else is inconvenient

After a night with anyone who engages in hobosexuality and you caught feelings one might say
"Don't c*m in her, I love herr"

But you just missed your turn it will always come back

by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025

closet bromosexual

Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:

1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27

Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.

Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!

Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.

Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!

Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!

by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011