bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007

All bets lost

A person who has horrible luck more often than not.

Clearly what we've got here is a textbook case of all bets lost.

by Hallucinojenn May 5, 2019

Bet Down Let Down

thinking someone is hot from a distance or from pictures until you see them and then realise they are dog ugly!

I thought she was a savage but it turns out shes a major Bet Down Let Down.

by T yoyoclicker D March 13, 2011

bet it aint got no meat

the subject or matter contains no poultry, beef,pork,fish or any other meaty sources

"man this soup is good"
"bet it aint got no meat"

"why didnt you stand up for yourself?"

" bet you aint got no fucking meat!"

"i heard your mom got dicked down by the mailman"

"mhmmm bet he do got meat"

by meatman89 February 6, 2014

All Bets Are Off

The name of a kick ass band where the drummer is a douche bag (Jon)

All Bets are Off kick major ass, except for their douche drummer

by Ninja Kid November 10, 2004

bet you won't swing

Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.

Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!

I bet you won't swing!

by JYahhh December 21, 2009

Bet your bottom dollar

Of course!; Sure thing!

You bet your bottom dollar I will!

by Senor Gemoules February 21, 2011