Wisconsin badger

A lowly scum sucking creature from the north. Ususlly found packing a fat chick from Rhinelander or Sheboygan. Drinks a lot of cheap "beer," brewed locally. Badgers eat a lot of fried foods and cheese and Gopher shit. They are generally not very bright, wear red, and very obnoxious. They are very envious of the mighty Hawkeyes of Iowa.

Did you see that Gopher? Nah, he must be a Wisconsin Badger. I bet his girlfriend weighed 500 pounds.

Wisconsin badger by Herky the Hawk February 28, 2008

badger badger badger 

An intellectual movie in which several badgers dance and sing. They appear to be singing "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger" (etc) and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

What they really are singing is "magic magic magic magic magic magic" and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

The occasional incident in which they articulate the beautiful word "snake," they say something like "oohhh a snake, it's a snaaaake" but if you listen closely it sounds like "hallucinate."

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

Magic magic magic magic magic MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

(Listen closely.)

badger badger badger by your mom reaks of butter July 23, 2008

Ass badger

Usually known as followers, bum-lickers & bitchs.

This term originated from the two followers of pandaji
these ass badgers will endlessly travel through there pandaji ass, licking whatever they can find.

Also

Typical example of a common ass-badger..

(pandaji zaid): give my ass a good licking boys!
(Ass badger Kamran): whatever ya say boss.
(Ass badger Hussain): d00d save some chode for meh!

(random passer-by): lool, what a bunch of ass badgers.. lamers

Ass badger by FPS JIMBOB August 18, 2006

Honey Badger 

A skunk like animal with fierce claws and teeth Not to mention a pelt so thick some handgun bullets don't affect it, also with such an astonishing immune system that it can eat king cobras, AND IT DOES!!!! It just doesn't give a Shit!

Honey Badger don't give a shit, it just takes what it wants just takes it.

Honey Badger by $PurpleNano$ January 7, 2015

bangers and anal 

is the equivalent of bangers and mash- multiple sausages (penises) in one toad (anal), this may be served with gravy (shit).

Oh I love a bit of bangers and anal.

bangers and anal by japseye September 19, 2007

bangers 

tricks with finesse and style

Craig stomped several bangers at the skatepark today.

bangers by Chuck B May 9, 2005

Sleeping Badger 

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

Sleeping Badger by sealspider1 January 17, 2009