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Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
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Andres

All Andres are unbelievably sexy, smart, funny, and charming. They are the topic of many fantasies, often accused of being man-whores. Always have a long line of girls after them, even some men too – an Andres is that sexy. Often seen around fellow good-looking men, such as Enrique, Raphael, and Jack.
Girl: SHIT THAT GUY IS SO HOT, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Guy: MAN, THAT GUY IS SO COOL, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Girl 1: SHIT THIS GUY JUST CHARMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, HE'S SO SEXY AND AWESOME I WANT HIS COCK

Girl 2: HE MUST BE AN ANDRES.
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Andrés

A sex machine that will make you have 50 orgasms and will tare you apart with his godly,gigantic,gorgeous,penis.He also has every girl behind him.He can seduce anyone
OMG yesterday I slept with Andrés and IT WAS THE BEST SEX EVER!!!!!
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d'andrae

Boy:why he talk to that girl before he talks to me
Boy:He's such a D'andrae he always does hoes first bros second
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Loren and Andres

the perfect couple. they love each other more than anything & nothing can break them apart. every couple envies them. they're also kinda weird but super hot ;)
"wow, i wish i could be as great as loren and andres!"
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Andres

Ewww look an andres .
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Andres

There’s Andres he’s funny but that dude gay
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