soon

a term coined by the xtrabytes team which means pretty much: never / go fuck yourself

Hey guys we are gonna get the patent soon. Borz is nearly done drawing pictures of elephants and tigers

by CCRevolution July 2, 2018

Soon

3 hours

Hey evan when are you getting on?

Soon

(3 hours later)

Let's play a Thunt guys

by bradbury June 19, 2020

catch up soon

Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.

Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.

Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!

If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.

Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.

by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023

Soon™

Soon™ is a funny way to say something will happen in the future, but it might take a long time or never happen at all. (Basically never)

Perosn1: Hey, when will you update BreadMages?
Person2: Soon™

by ampere102 January 22, 2025

soon

a word used to describe never gonna happen. the lucifer fandom is fed the word “soon” but soon seems the be never. NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHEN THEY SAY SOON.

no one:
netflix: new episodes coming soon.

lucifer fandom: 🕳🚶 ♀️🚶 ♀️🚶 ♀️

by mazecoochie February 24, 2021

Soon™️

An unregulated time frame for use by Beezus in regard to when he is gonna be logging onto Xbox

Baanono: “anyone wanna play MC?”

Beezus: “Soon™️”

by suzeeB March 31, 2024

Soon

Soon: the word thrown around and misused by Dakota, describing when he will finally be mine and stop the waiting and hurt. However when he says soon it’s like he means in 3-5 million years. True definition of SOON: to do it NOW or immediate future. No more waiting it has already been long enough. SOON should mean NOW
-A

I will pick you soon (NOW)

I will show you soon (NOW)

by ATC88 May 13, 2025