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Titty stretch

When a guy grabs a girls titty and pulls as far as he can.
Jacob gave me a titty stretch in bed last night.
by Talented81 August 31, 2015
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stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)
Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024
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Stretch Harmstrong Junior

(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.

He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.

His “humor” includes:

young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him

He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.

Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”

HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
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7th inning stretch

She:Are we done?
He: No, it’s just the 7th inning stretch
by Sir Osiss of Liver March 8, 2024
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Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011
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Stretch

The final straight section of the track leading to the finish line
Hummer Bummer in the lead , Wiggly Doodle close behind and gaining - winding round the bend , Hummer Bummer still leading into the stretch.
by Super Booper May 7, 2021
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Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.
Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!
by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011
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