Catapulting Kittens

A group of idiots who do stunts, skits and other things all to mkae others laugh.

When googled videos of Catapulting Kittens can be found.

by Editor man March 3, 2008

Baby Kitten

A underaged female (18-)...polar opposite from the Cougar (a female who is in her late 30s or older)

Tim: "Hey can I go out with your sister?"

Brian: "How old are you?"

Tim: "22"

Brian: "Dude, my sister is a baby kitten, she still in high school!"

by heeyhey he May 1, 2010

Couter-kitten

A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.

Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian

There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.

by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020

pissing kittens

nervous.

Dude, I am pissing kittens over the exam tomorrow.

by w0lfey June 30, 2011

Kitten Bliss

The overcoming sense of joy when being surrounded by little kittens.

I woke up to kitten bliss this morning when the kittens were laying all over me.

by CN3 March 5, 2011

Discord Kitten

A discord kitten is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to female users (E-girls mainly) and have feelings for them.

Oh my, AncientTowel has Scarlet as his discord kitten !!

by TowelsWifeUwU November 13, 2021

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 6, 2020