Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16

The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth

by Horny toddler May 5, 2020

Vincent

A Vincent is tough on the outside, but a softy on the inside. A Vincent will do anything to make you laugh your ass off, and when your upset or anxious about anything he will be that shoulder to lean on. If you find yourself in love with a Vincent then hug him, kiss him and make him yours cause not only is he a protector but he is a keeper he will treat you like you're royalty!

Person 1: "I don't know what is happening over there but they are laughing hysterically."

Person 2: "I bet there is a Vincent in that group."

by SilverWolf2424 June 1, 2022

Vincent kick

No please you dont have to do that I have a family. Sure there dark but you dont have to do that. Dont orphan my kid

Hit him with that Vincent KICK!!!!!!

by Dark Vincent April 27, 2019

vincent kok

Ur average nerd. Unreplacable tho.

Vincent Kok is such a nerd. But an amazing nerd!

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Vincent

A Vincent is a person with an EXTREMELY LARGE and GIRTHY penis. He is very horny and can have sex with multiple women at the same time. He has the biggest nuts and the hardest abs in the world. The whole hood is afraid of him, and he is the biggest Pimp in the world.

Attractive woman: Who's that guy with the rather large penis over there?
Atttactive woman 2: Oh.... That's Vincent...

Julian: Thats the baddest mutha fucka 'round here
Vincent: Hey

by VincentK1ng June 21, 2024

Vincent

Swag meal city. Yankee with no brim. Friday garfie baby. Peepee ginker.

Vincent has sawgger

by Bruh_boyy April 14, 2020

Vincent

vincent is the name of a guy who will have a giant fucking gurthy 20 metre cock and gets all the women and men flock towards him wanting there giant cock

like every girl and guy "please use me vincent"
vicent says "no" like the gigga chad he is

by i_dont_get_women May 25, 2023