F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
by Nunyabiznaz92 April 22, 2021
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1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017
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Name after famed boxer Mike Tyson. When someone in their youth was careless, reckless, or lost in their ways, only to, later in life reflect and articulate, how misguided their intentions were and use the experience to affect positive change.
Nate Diaz seems to be experiencing, the Tyson Effect, as he looks back over his career with some regrets.
by Literary Architect March 23, 2022
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A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
by Senanator May 11, 2023
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Awesome at everything.Fucking hilarious.has a huge penis.nice hair really nice.short and skinny.good at all sports.good with electronics.likes camping and has lots of friend's.shares a lot and has asthma and he doesn't take shit.the most bandanas person you'll ever meet.

Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
Wow he he's a huge penis like a Tyson Welch
by HungryHippo April 24, 2015
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A SPED LOOKING A** KID. also get obese like every god damn day. like all he eats is diseases, AKA diabetes. he play goriila tag and is a no giga chad forest play. his dogs are poggers and cool.
Person 1:" yoo its tyson mintz
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
by EpicGigaChadOfSuS May 4, 2022
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A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo
by wowzers holy July 13, 2022
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