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spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).
"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010
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Irish lollipop

The act of preforming fellatio on a prolapsed butthole
My favorite part of anal is the Irish lollipop afterwards.
by Fire extinguisher 38 April 1, 2024
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cherry lollipop

When your girlfriend is on her period and you stick the tip of your dick in her vagina and pull it out and let her suck on it like a lollipop.
“Hey dude what did you do last night.”
“Nothing just gave my girl a cherry lollipop
by Cloutbursts May 10, 2018
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lollipop body

When the top half of your body is bigger than the bottom with no booty at ALL
Ohh kqran got a lollipop body that shit looks disgusting.
by Deeznutgottibohhh July 13, 2016
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Lollipop

a destiny, with a pretty face and not mediocre body!
She is a lollipop
by noneofyourb April 16, 2024
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Cum lollipop

A ffm threesome sex position. One of the females sits on the male who is sitting on the edge of a bed with her legs spread over his, with her back to him. He enters her and she raises herself so that just the head of his cock is in. The second female then gets on her knees and licks his shaft from the bottom of his cock up until her tongue runs over the other females clit.

This carries on until they both cum and the female on her knees gets a cum lollipop, tasting them both.
When 2 girls and a guy need threesomes with something different they can try cum lollipop

Sarah sat on Paul and assumed the position, with her back to him, mean while Marie got on her knees in front of them. Marie ran her tongue up Paul’s shaft till it got to Sarah’s clit, swirling the clit then back down again over Paul’s shaft. Marie did this until Sarah came and shortly after Paul came, spilling out the cum from the partly inserted cock, which Marie happily licked up like a messy lollipop.
by Pasmac June 23, 2024
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cat lollipop

When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.

It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.
I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.
by unidenphone July 6, 2022
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