Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.

Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.

by Big Scoop July 30, 2016

the brutal piss

When you go for a wee wee during the intermission of The Brutalist

Bro, i can't believe we're sitting in the intermission of the brutalist and u want to go for a piss, i just defined this as the brutal piss on urban dictionary

by Warlock Firedome February 24, 2025

piss someone on

Motivate someone by insulting them.

I piss someone on today so bad by calling him a "lazy loser" that he actually went out to look for a job.

by powerphillg5 July 16, 2017

Dewey Decimal Piss-On

We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.

LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Little piss baby

an insult used against people who are either pussies or just stupid

Oh yeah how you like that you little piss baby!

by agbore August 09, 2023

piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.

A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!

by pissup creator1245 November 26, 2021

Piss up

Air dirty laundry

I am just going to piss up with this gossip.

by booziebobeep August 08, 2017