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Bradley P.

A bad-a$$ gamer with tons of friends and many secret identities. He is a stern man with a big problem with laziness and goes around yelling crazy things like "Skratta du Florlar du!". He has big dreams that usually get crushed the moment he tells anyone because they are usually against common sense and logic.
"Hey look its Bradley P. what a cool guy!"
"I heard he has tons of friends and says a bunch of funny and crazy things."
"Ugh but he's so lazy all the time."
by Lil Fence December 15, 2017
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p bunny

Procrastination bunny is originated from one of the Wulfi and Wraa comics on a tumblr blog. Wraa says hi to Wulfi but he sorta knows once he hangs out with Wraa he is not going to get anything done. He told Wraa to stay away but Wraa begs for watching only one tiny episode of Game of Thrones together. Four seasons later, Wulfi asks, "Why do you always do this to me?" Replied Wraa, "It's my job. Unlike you, I do my work."
Damn! P bunny didn't let me cook last night and I didn't bring any lunch today.
by p-bunny August 17, 2016
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Sloppy Ryley P

Wanting a regular sloppy joe and having it replaced with mushrooms and mushroom soup.
Fuck Ryley after you Ryley Peter'd me now I have to deal with your Sloppy Ryley P
by Waldodba April 3, 2023
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winky p

The Winky P is the epitome of flirtatious action over text. It is the perfect combination of a winky face and a teasing :P face bred by the gods themselves. It is not meant to be used in every day situations, only when you really want to display your extreme desire to bed the other person.
A text example:

Jack: Hey Chrissy, girl you should come see me more often ;P

Chrissy: Haha oh you think so? That winky P was really sexy, of course I will!
by MattzBallz November 9, 2013
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P-Dog

P-dog is so funny.
by Claire bear May 27, 2024
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P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
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Jo P

Sulking beta male who will never find his Mexican. Spellbound in simp town, no tears left to cry, man brain, a diabetic homosexual anomaly
Jo P walked into a Trap house
by Jojopeepee April 1, 2022
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