Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018

milk me

this phrase can be used in many different ways
gassing/hyping someone up
encouraging statement

“my outfit is so good today, bro milk me”
“OoooOooO milk me” (in reference to gossip, like “tell me more”)
“don’t be milking me now, tell me the truth”

by Crankpin Orlea February 24, 2025

milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018

Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.

"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

sticky milk counter

When you cum on a girls breasts

John: how did you date go?

Ryan: when pretty good. Gave her a sticky milk counter

by JackRyder January 24, 2023

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023