wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Lovey bear

The fricken cutest feller out there! I call my fiancé this all the time. Lovey bear is what you’d call the sweetest most comforting man on earth. He means the absolute world to me. I guess you could say he’s even the best lovey bear out there! So cute.

“I love you lovey bear. You mean the world to me”

by Purplepenguin May 10, 2022

Bear carjacking

"Police catch bears braking into cars" BBC Earth. Youtube.com

BBC minidocumentary MI5 intelligence report about "bear carjacking" in America.

This disturbing and escalating phenomena may require opening dialogs with this new diatribe of highly evolved apex preditors who seem to favor the Ford 150

Bear carjacking is on the rise in America.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

interracial bears

When two overweight males of different races engage in sexual intercourse. They are both typically extremely hairy.

Did you watch that interracial bears video on pornhub?

by NotSimply March 21, 2017

gimme bear

A sweet, cuddly, ursine-esque female you like having sex with.

Pam is not only my wife, she's also my gimme bear.

by Pammy Baby July 19, 2025

Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022

Twin Bear Snowdragon

When your roomie from the stabbin’ cabin is giving you a blowjob, as soon as you cum in his mouth you would yell, "I HAVE GAY AIDS!!", then the cum comes out his nose making him a Twin Bear Snowdragon.

Dude, yesterday I gave Sharteen a Twin Bear Snowdragon !

or

Dude I gave both Gayberry and Jizzy an Twin Bear Snowdragon in one night!

by Fishing Trip June 12, 2021