The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.
Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
by briman007 May 6, 2010
Get the black basketball mug.A variation of the 'houdini' sexual act, wherein one spits on a girls back to make her think he ejaculated on her, then when she turns to look, launches a violent spray of faeces on her face and says abra kadabra.
by johnsonjones September 10, 2010
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Get the black cobra mug.Black Motheritis is when a black women worries that her thuggish son will either be beat up, stabbed, arrested, run over, or just plain killed on a nightly basis while selling hard drugs and roaming the hood . This condition can lead to many a sleepless night as well as compulsive eating, weigh gain, diabetes, heart problems, and a predilection for social services all while praising our first African American president Barack Hussein Obama.
Yollanda's black motheritis was so bad she ended up a being a four hundred pound type one diabetic with an Obama phone.
by black sheep durham August 18, 2014
Get the Black Motheritis mug.The act of taking a large poop, freezing that poop, and using it as a dildo in your ass. You then leave it in there until you need to poop again, at which time you re-freeze the poo and repeat.
by Loves the Mamba April 13, 2009
Get the Black Mamba mug.After seeing all the blatantly racist and mildly racist comments I just had to make a definition. Black people are just another group of regular humans with darker pigment in their skin and slightly different phenotype than all other groups. Scientifically there is no difference although people will use things like criminality to subtly "prove inferiority". This group is most often stereotyped as loud, angry, aggressive, criminals due to the widespread brainwashing by white media and the dumbing down of the American public over the past 200 years. People will judge members of this group regardless of who they are and assume criminality based upon nothing but stereotypes and statistics that they don't have the brain capacity or intellectual ability to analyze correctly at all. Just another group of human beings like the rest.
redneck White : wEll durr if uhh 13% commit 50% it mean all black people bad all white good I smart oo oo ahh ahh
Black Person: Who let you off your leash? There's no point in attempting a civil conversation with you because you very clearly have little to no idea what you're talking about.
Black Person: Who let you off your leash? There's no point in attempting a civil conversation with you because you very clearly have little to no idea what you're talking about.
by blkpowerbabyyyyy October 1, 2020
Get the black people mug.When your black co-workers miss Mondays Cause there too hungover from there shlitz malt liqour too come in for work!!!
by jr faber November 2, 2009
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