Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

Mexican Passback

When similar looking people share the same photo ID or season pass to get into events by discreetly passing backwards the first person's ID to the second after the first already entered.

Called Mexican Passback because Mexicans are both cheap (wouldn't buy an extra pass) and they all look the same.

Ricardo: (enters concert with pass, performs a Mexican Passback to Roberto)
Roberto: (hands pass to guard)
Guard: Didn't you just enter 5 min ago Ricardo?
Roberto: Yes, Hello, I am Ricardo, I just had to step out for a moment

by qwerty732 June 28, 2023

Mexican v1nce

An absoulute giga chad who hates jellybean and furrys

Boy 1 mexican v1nce just killed jelly bean
v1nce: fuck yeah

by MedTheMedic May 30, 2022

Mexican book

When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face

Haha you shit in that mexican book

by Desi Drake December 19, 2019

mexican shampoo

a shank to the butt in prison

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.

by moooomo December 8, 2017

mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

by Plumbfree May 21, 2024

Mexican ripcord

A sexually explicit act. The male participant proceeds to anally gape another willing participant. Once the ass is suitably opened the males balls will be dropped in the open stretched ass. The asshole then begins to retract to the original size. Once the correct tension is achieved the male begins the jerk off while pulling his balls out swiftly and quickly as he ejaculates on the back of his partner. This turn the stretched partner into a wet-back as the sudden ball removal is the ripcord.

Dude, I opened her ass up and gave her a Mexican ripcord.

by Deviant14 June 21, 2023