Fox's law

Like godwin's law but pertaining to biscuits - a favourite conversation topic amongst brits on Internet forums - especially once a thread has served its purpose or the original poster has made things awkward, someone (usually sarcastic) will eventually mention biscuits to diffuse and/or derail the thread.

Some squid asked a question on the motorbike forum about cleaning his carburetor - we pointed out that his 2019 lexmoto is electronically injected, he got angry. Next post was a question about whether you should dunk a custard cream or not. Fox's law.

by Geoffbot August 28, 2019

first-cousin-in-law

1- First-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin.
3- Cousin-in-law.

My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Reno's Law

reno's law is when you can't have sex over the age of 30 unless it is with Reno, and you can't bang canadians.

I told her it's Reno's law, we can't have sex anymore.

by renorenorenoreno June 18, 2021

double-sibling-in-law

Sibling’s spouse and spouse’s sibling at the same time.

My double-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887

In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established Americas legal right to suplex.

Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.

by JudgeCena November 18, 2022

great-great-grandchild-in-law

Great-great-grandchild's spouse.

My great-great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021