Alex

Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.

Hey that Alex is crazy love it!

by LillbambiB December 22, 2016

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

Alex

Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat

Oh look it’s an Alex in his natural habitat

by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020

Alex

Is sometimes nice way to obsessed with xbox/ps4/Nintendo and never brushes there teeth

Alex's breath stinks he never gets of fortnite

by SPILTHETEASIS October 20, 2019

Alex

A big black nigger/ gorrila who loves to suck the shit out of a cock or vape and also enjoys munching on multiple bananas at the same time

Alex is a dog

by patkaeater April 14, 2024

alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR

wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe

by professor asshat February 23, 2020

Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids

Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024