Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

great-grandparent-in-law

Spouse's great-grandparent.

great-grandparent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

co-niece-in-law

Spouse's nibling's wife.

My co-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Law Entailer

Entailer (law) : noun. One who executes an entail; one who limits the inheritance descent of his property to a particular heir or series of heirs.

'Remember Jake and Taylar?'

says Loren Taylor.

"Y'know? Law Entailer.'

"oh yup. Hard, my G'

by Jéan Delacantré April 6, 2024

Law of Catro

If catro20 states, says or questions anything, the exact opposite (both in action and reaction) will happen.

-He said it, and the exact opposite happened!
-That is the Law of Catro in action.

by catro20 July 15, 2018

half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

half-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024