Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"

"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"

by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

Grabbing a wet can

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.

"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."

by Astro333 May 18, 2023

Get Your Socks Wet

When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh

Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?

Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.

by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021

Wet

To succeed in. To do it big

Sam hit this shot, wet it up.

Eli beat this dude down, he wet it up

by TshOw23 January 12, 2012

wet stepback

If you're a baller then you know what a stepback is. Now imagine a WET stepback.

Yo dude you ready for this wet stepback?

by He who sends it January 22, 2019

Wet Pokémon

A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.

Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."

by YipDipPotatoChip May 27, 2018

Wet Glitching

It’s deprived from the Latin word tupclintu and can be used as a hip turn of rain, crying, showers, sweat, and as the young people like to say turn up (By: The Ultimate Tiara Rich)

Examples:

It’s wet glitching outside.
The baby is wet glitching.

Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.

by The Ultimate Inventor (Tete) August 21, 2019